A little girl suddenly asked her mother: “Mommy, How old are you?”

The mother responded: “Honey, women don’t talk about their age. You’ will learn this as you get older.”

She asked again: “Why did you and dad get a divorce?”
The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded: “Honey, that is a subject that hurts me and I do not want to talk about it now.”

The girl, still wanting to know about her mother, consulted with her friend.

The friend told her never to worry about those things. “Adults have their secrets,” she said. “You can only sneak into them because they will not tell you. All you have to do is get the driver’s permit of your mother. It’s just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything.”

The next evening, the little girl excitedly approached her mother; “Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. You are 32.”

The mother was shocked. She asked, “Sweetheart, how do you know that?”

“I also know why you and Daddy got a divorce. You got an ‘F’ in sex.”