I was actually looking for a story on Da Vinci Code when I stumbled upon this.
The Guerilla Soldier’s Warfare Pamphlet
“Good morning, rebel recruit, and welcome to the exciting world of guerilla warfare! My name is Utambe Onnawabu, and I am the man in charge of things until one of my many shifty-eyed underlings disposes of me when I least expect it…”
At the end the guy decides to rag on us specifically.
“May the gods of Uganda and Rwanda shine on you as you mercilessly torch inculpable homes, illegitimately occupy legitimately-owned diamond mines, and set an example of hostility and evil for the entire world.”